Santa Exposed: Diary of a Mad Elf
There is no god.
At least that’s what Santa told me one day long ago when the two of us were alone in his workshop. You see, I was his one good ally, the only elf he always knew he could trust, so I was the only one in which he felt he could confide. Of course, that was before everything changed, but I guess I’m getting a bit ahead of myself here.