I gave up on Tinder so long ago that I kind of forgot it even existed. I was never a hook up sort of guy, which mostly made the app useless to me, and the sort of woman I was looking for (not looking for a hook up) was so jaded by the app that if potential suitors weren't looking for a hookup, they assumed someone like me was probably being dishonest and then would begin to complain about where have all the good men gone.

Who needs that?