Becoming a Famous Writer the Wrong Way

I’ll start this story like so many others have probably started theirs: I’ve written a lot of stuff, and I’m pretty sure no one in the world has a clue who I am. After that, it usually turns depressing (if it hasn’t already), and then we get ready for a somewhat sad story moving forward. Instead of that, I just wanted to point out that I recently discovered that five of my novels are bestsellers. And yes, I just said…